WNDC TRIUMPH
Despite missing their main striker (Ganey) the WNDC team triumphed in the Copa de Sommerville this evening. The absence of Ganey was deemed to be a blow to the heart of the team, but the controversial inclusion of two girlies(!!) who "played a blinder", means that Ganey's place in the team is now in some doubt.
On learning that he had been dropped to the bench, Ganey, who as I write is ensconced in a European bordello was said to "be gutted". All hopes of a comeback in next month's match now seem to be no more than a dream in the poor man's deluded head. It is rumoured that a move to the U.S.A. WNDC team is now on the cards for an astronomical sum of £1.57.
As for tonight's match, it was a real humdinger - again missing their staunch defender Faggey, who has not appeared since Sunday's 4-3 defeat it was the picture round that clinched the victory.Seigfried Sassoon, Steve Staunton,Stephen Spender & Susan Stranks(got the theme yet?) enabled an easy victory by some 8 clear points.
Pub landlord Paul commented, "hey, you played much better without that tall Crouchy bloke, and the girlies were much better looking"
From your slightly enebriated correspondent. It was truly a game of two halves( and a packet of crisps)
On learning that he had been dropped to the bench, Ganey, who as I write is ensconced in a European bordello was said to "be gutted". All hopes of a comeback in next month's match now seem to be no more than a dream in the poor man's deluded head. It is rumoured that a move to the U.S.A. WNDC team is now on the cards for an astronomical sum of £1.57.
As for tonight's match, it was a real humdinger - again missing their staunch defender Faggey, who has not appeared since Sunday's 4-3 defeat it was the picture round that clinched the victory.Seigfried Sassoon, Steve Staunton,Stephen Spender & Susan Stranks(got the theme yet?) enabled an easy victory by some 8 clear points.
Pub landlord Paul commented, "hey, you played much better without that tall Crouchy bloke, and the girlies were much better looking"
From your slightly enebriated correspondent. It was truly a game of two halves( and a packet of crisps)
posted by johnbookbinder at 11:44 pm
1 Comments:
Obviously I'm upset for myself to have been relagated to the bench but it's made twice as worse when they go on to win by such a margin. I cannot help feeling that something has been lost when you can do that, there was something magical in my guessing that added to the evening, these girlies dont even guess they seem to know the answers but where's the room for flair in that. There's getting it right and then there's getting it wrong but thinking in my more colourful imaginative world that my wrong would have been better. It's not in the winning it's how you win and in a pub quizz there not much room for manouver there but losing, in losing you can show real imaginative panache. Leave me on the bench at your peril, the pub quizz will become a boring march to victory with Richardsey glummly supping his pint as the girlies tell hime the answers and before long they'll have him choose the wine over the polo shirts. The grounds will empty gone to find entertainment where men like ganey and faggey have room to lose in style and glory.
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