Time Waister

Some time ago I suggested weekly measurement of WNDC member's waists (not members), to add statistical spice to the drinking tally. At the time I couldn't remember what was considered a good waist size. Apparently its OK for white adult males to be up to 37" (waist). Women should avoid going above 32" (waist).

Scrooged..

It's becoming a little boring but the WNDC quizzers (Tim, John and Bill this time) pulled off another memorable 2nd to take the prized polo shirts. This time IPA. For some reason any other winners fail to take the obvious first prize and opt for the money. We should have won anyway as our answer Scrooged to the question in which film did Bill Murray play a cynical TV Exec was mis entered as plain Scrooge and the school prefects who happened to be marking our paper stuck a dirty x against the answer. We lost by one after a superb come back in the final round. When it became obvious the false winners were not in the market for four bar staff polo shirts, they were girls, we chose not to make a scene. Like the Popular Peoples Front For Friendly Fijians (splitters) (see below) we chose to quell our anger in another pint of the aforementioned IPA. Up the PPFFFF!!

From the front line...

Embedded with the British 102nd Mobile Heavy Drinkers, braving snipers and taxis, I can report first hand that the Fijian Army commander is a C**t.
He has just declared himself President of Fiji on the grounds that he doesn't like the existing one and he has always wanted to meet the Queen. He then barked like a dog and asked if it was time for tea yet.
It is a very sad day for Fiji and democracy. Deeply flawed it may be, but an elected government is infinitely better than men with guns, especially when the men with guns are pointing them at you.
I would join the resistance but there doesn't seem to be any.
So, as a required by the oath we take as members of the WNDC, I am off to the pub for a pint or two.

Coooee

Well the Army has started trying to take over, very slowly and Fijian like. They removed the police weapons from their armoury and then had a bowl of kava with them..
Ho humm
Anyway it was so dangerous that we went to the beach for lunch and a swim.

From our man in Fiji